Boy Jokes – Boy and Doctor Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 If We Got Married

If We Got Married

If We Got Married

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You

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2 Boyfriend Girlfriend

Boyfriend Girlfriend

Boyfriend Girlfriend

Girl: Doctor, Please mere boyfriend ko andar bula Lijye..

Doctor: Trust me! main sharif aadmi hoon.

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Girl:
No Doctor, Aapki nurse bahar akeli hai
Aur
uss haramkhor pe mujhe bilkul bharosa nahi

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3 Girl – Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena

Girl – Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena

Girl – Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Boy-OK.

On the Bday

boy: ur gift!

Girl: how sweet isme kya h?

Boy: PETROL mein tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

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4 Boy & Girl Chatting

Boy & Girl Chatting

Boy & Girl Chatting

Boy & Girl Chatting:
Girl: What are you Doing?
Boy: I’m Talking With My Angel Now!!
Girl: Awww… Do u Know That you are So Sweet?
Boy: Yes, ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I’m Talking With U Now!!
Girl: Teri maa ki..!!

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5 How To Get Attention

How To Get Attention

How To Get Attention

A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why are You late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Girl: That boy was walking very slowly.

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6 Boy and Girl

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Boy- I want tou
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek bandamohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai….

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7 Boy and Girl

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Modern breakup:

A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend.

Girlfriend: Wats that for?

Boy: Its Over.

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8 A girl & boy story

A girl & boy story

A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho

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9 Style Of Break Up

Style Of Break Up

Style Of Break Up

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
Girl Friend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars ….. !
Now sit on it and GET LOST

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10 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

A boy staring at a girl and
girl said:
Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu….
Girl : Kyu ???
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye naa …

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