Boy Jokes – Boy and Girl Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Girls before and after finding her Love

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!

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2 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

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3 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Girl: ala choostaventi neeku akka chelli lera
Boy: Unnaru anduke chostunna.
Girl: adenti?
Boy: vallaki cadina kavalanta.

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4 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

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5 Ab Aakhri Sawal 1 Crore ka Jokes

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Amitabh: Ab Aakhri Sawal 1 Crore ka..

Wat is ur Fathers Name?

Boy- Hasne Laga,

Amitabh- Has Q rahe ho?

Boy- Option To do….!

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6 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish u hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son,
but u must promise not to tell ur mother.
Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out;
but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish u hadn’t said that.
Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times nd son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad!
I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says :
My love, u can date whoever u want.
He isn’t your Father..!!

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7 Dads advise to his son

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Son: mom, when I was on the bus with my father this morning, he told me 2 give up my seat 2 a lady.
Mother: Well, you have done the right thing son.
Son: But mother, I was sitting on my father’s lap.
Mother: Whaaatt!!??

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8 Girls r like phones

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

9 Rocket Gift On Diwali,Boy Bought Gift For His Girlfriend

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Rocket Gift on Diwali,Boy bought gift for his girlfriend..
Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??
Boy: you wanted stars na??
now sit on it and get lost !! ..

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10 Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho, Jokes

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?

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