Boy Jokes – Boyfriend and Girlfriend Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

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2 Boy and Girl

Mother

Mother

Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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3 Marriage

Marriage

Marriage

Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for u

Son:Not possible

Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter

Son: I m ready.

Dad goes to Bill Gates

Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter

Bill Gates : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank

Bill Gates : I m ready

Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities

Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank

Authorities : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law

Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

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4 The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House…?
Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car…?
Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But…

Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ‘ S, And 3 Porsche’s. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I’m The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D

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5 Boy and Girl

Boy

Boy

Boy: me 18year ka hu aur tum?

Girl: me bhi 18year ki hu

Boy: toh phir chale

Girl: kaha?

Boy: vote dalne.

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6 Boy and Girl

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend


Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladkay b na!!
Dear
Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada
ho
warna poocha he lagati hon..
BOY: hahahahahahahahaha
Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa

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7 Boy and Girl

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

2 dangerous weapons in the world other than a nuclear bomb are

1) A Girl’s smile &

2) A Girl’s tears.

Both can make the men do anything..

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8 Boy and Girl

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao

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9 A boy proposes 2girl

A boy proposes 2girl

A boy proposes 2girl

I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love
Do u love me.
Girl Smile & Says-Bhaiya
hamke angreji nhi awala!

10 Girl- Main jab bhi phone kerti hu tum Shaving ker rahe hote ho

Girl- Main jab bhi phone kerti hu tum Shaving ker rahe hote ho

Girl- Main jab bhi phone kerti hu tum Shaving ker rahe hote ho

Girl- Main jab bhi phone kerti hu tum Shaving ker rahe hote ho.
Din me kitni baar shaving kerte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAYI hun

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