Boy Jokes – Boys vs Girls SMS Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Me So Dad How Does It Feel To…

Me- So Dad, How does it feel to have a great son??

Dad- i dont know…ask Your Grandparents!

Me So Dad How Does It Feel To…

Me So Dad How Does It Feel To…

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2 First Night

A Old Man aged 80 years marries a Girl of 15 years.

Q:) First Night both of them CRY Loudly………. Why?

A:) She didn’t knew what to do………and he Forgot How to do!

First Night

First Night

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3 Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy-Can I Have a HUG?
Girl-NO

Boy-Did u Hear Wht I Said?
Gal-yes

Boy-Wat Did I Say?
Girl-Can I Have A HUG.

Boy-Yes-Yes always…

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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4 Santa How Much Is My Mobile Bill Call…

Santa: how much is my mobile bill ?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL

Santa How Much Is My Mobile Bill Call…

Santa How Much Is My Mobile Bill Call…

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5 Medical Report

A 95 years old man sucks his 90 years old wife after an hour sucking is wife chests he dies!

In the medical report “the death of this person coz of driking something after expiry date.”

Medical Report

Medical Report

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6 Boy and Girl Jokes

A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don‘t worry darling I m already married.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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7 Question and Answer Jokes

Question: What did you learn in school today?

Answer: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Question and Answer Jokes

Question and Answer Jokes

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8 Boy and Girl Jokes

Joey’s teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, “Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.”

The Mother wrote back the next day, “If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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9 Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy:can you give ur hair to me
Girl:smiled and asked for what
Boy:I need a brush to clean my toilet.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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10 Chicken Cross the Road

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

chicken cross the road

chicken cross the road

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