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1 Boy and Girl Jokes

An old lady died and the family gathered for the reading of her will.

“Being of sound mind,” the attorney read, “I spent all my money before I died.”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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2 Boy and Girl Jokes

Yo mama’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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3 Monster and Witch Jokes

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You’re lemonade!

Monster and Witch Jokes

Monster and Witch Jokes

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4 Two old men joke for kids

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, “How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?”

“Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I’ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.”

Two old men joke for kids

Two old men joke for kids

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5 Boy and Girl Jokes

BOY-your teeth are like stars..
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining??
Boy-No,they are far from each other..!!

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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6 Me and Dad Jokes

Me- So Dad, How does it feel to have a great son??

Dad- i dont know…ask Your Grandparents!

Me and Dad Jokes

Me and Dad Jokes

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7 Boy and Girl Jokes

A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don‘t worry darling I m already married.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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8 Patient and Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Patient and Doctor Jokes

Patient and Doctor Jokes

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9 Question and Answer Jokes

Question: How can you tell the psychiatrist from the patients on the ward?

Answer: The psychiatrist has keys to the door.

Question and Answer Jokes

Question and Answer Jokes

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10 Boy and Girl Jokes

A Old Man aged 80 years marries a Girl of 15 years.

Q:) First Night both of them CRY Loudly………. Why?

A:) She didn’t knew what to do………and he Forgot How to do!

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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