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1 Boy and Girl Jokes

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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2 Father and Son Jokes

Father: How did your exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!

Father and Son Jokes

Father and Son Jokes

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3 Boy and Girl Jokes

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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4 Doctor To Santa:

Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..

Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya

Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe

Doctor To Santa

Doctor To Santa

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5 Sister and Brother

Sister : where does all the rain water go?
Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head
Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose

Sister and Brother

Sister and Brother

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6 Boy and Girl Jokes

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

7 Boy and Girl Jokes

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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8 Study

Dad : Study
Son : NO

Dad : Nobody died of studying
Son : I don’t want to be the first one

Study

Study

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9 The doctor to the patient

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’

The doctor to the patient

The doctor to the patient

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10 EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet

EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS

EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS

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