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1 Boy and Girl

Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Going to night clubs too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: and watching Cricket with your boys too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: What else can you leave?
Boy: The idea of marrying you!

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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2 Court Room

There was a lot of shouting going on in the court.

JUDGE: The next person in this court who dares to utter a word will be thrown out.

PRISONER: Me, me!

Court Room

Court Room

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3 Dad and Son

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Dad and Son

Dad and Son

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4 She and Me

She : I am forever alone… what shld I do ??
Me : Dildo

She: WTF…get lost
Me: I mean kisi ko apna dil do…

She and Me

She and Me

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5 She and Me

She: I hate you. You forgot my birthday?!

Me: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

She: Awww…

She and Me

She and Me

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6 College Degrees

I have three college degrees:

B.S. – Bull Shit

M.S. – More of the Same

Ph.D. – Piled Higher and Deeper

College Degrees

College Degrees

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7 Main school nahi jaonga

Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
Mom: Q?
Son: Main nokari karonga.
Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.

Main school nahi jaonga

Main school nahi jaonga

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8 What is B.B.A?

Papa: Beti Inter k baad kya karogi?
Beti: B.B.A karongi.
Papa: What is B.B.A?
Beti: Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish.

What is B.B.A

What is B.B.A

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9 Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,

Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To

Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To

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10 Boy and Girl

Q : What is a biggest lie ever said in a hindi film..?

A! : Zeenat Aman in a bikini asks,
“Kya dekhte ho..?”

And Feroz khan replies, “Soorat tumhari”

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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