Boy Jokes – Funny Jokes of Girl and Boy Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy :- chalti hae kya 9 se 12..?
Girl :- chal…
Boy :- kaha…?
Girl :- principal ke pas…
Boy :- lo aab apni behan ke saath mazak b nh kr sakte….!
Girl :- bewkuf…!! chhutti mangne…….

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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2 Dod and Son Jokes

Dad:” Give me ur Mobile for a Minute..
.
Son:” Wait dad, Let me Switch it on..
.
Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received delete,
Delete, Delete, Delete,
Memory Card Format..
.
. Son:” Here it is..

Dad:” Thanx I Just want to see the time..
.
Son:” Daaaad.

Dod and Son Jokes

Dod and Son Jokes

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3 Girl- Which Laptop U Have?

Girl- Which Laptop U Have?
Boy- I Have A Laptop With Intel I7 3.3ghz,
Windows7 64 Bit, 8gb Ram & Gtx560 Graphics.,
What About U?

Girl- I Have PINK 1
(girls are smart)

Girl- Which Laptop U Have

Girl- Which Laptop U Have

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4 Boy and Girl Jokes

A boy was told to write a 100 word essay. He thought for a bit then started. ‘I went out to call my cat in for the night, so I called ‘kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty…’

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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5 Boy and Girl Jokes

GF:Honey Where Are You?
BF:I’m At The Bank.
GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000
Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000
To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy
A Dress.
BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The
“Bank”Of A River..!! Machhi
chahidi tenu Machhi..??

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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6 What Is Marriage – Amazing Answer

Daughter: Mom, what is marriage?

Mom: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore!

What Is Marriage – Amazing Answer

What Is Marriage – Amazing Answer

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7 Why are your exam marks so low

FATHER: Why are your exam marks so low?

SON: Because I sit at the desk at the back, Dad.

FATHER: What difference does that make?

SON: Well, there are so many of us in the class that when it’s my turn for marks there aren’t any left.

Why are your exam marks so low

Why are your exam marks so low

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8 Ramu and Father Jokes

Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Ramu: Your name on this report card.

Ramu and Father Jokes

Ramu and Father Jokes

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9 Boy and Girl Jokes

GirL to another girl: “You are beautiful”
Other girl: “Thank you, you are beautiful too”
&
BOY to another boy: “You are handsome”
Other boy: “Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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10 Problem With Boys Vs Girls

Problem with Boys
“They can make u believe that they love you, even when they don’t”

&

Problem with Girls
“They can make you believe that they don’t love you, even when they really do!”

Problem With Boys Vs Girls

Problem With Boys Vs Girls

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