Boy Jokes – Funny Kiss Day Wishes Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Boy and Girl Jokes

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts “Oye, mashooka le kar kahan nikle” Sardar gets furious & slap him & says “Oye, mashooka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai”!

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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2 What you don’t know won’t hurt you

My Dad always says “What you don’t know won’t hurt you.”
It sure hurt me in the math test I took last week.

What you don't know won't hurt you

What you don’t know won’t hurt you

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3 Boy and Girl Jokes

Girlfiend: Pee ke Gaari Mat Chalana Bahut
Accident ho Rahe hai
Boyfriend: Thanx Baby u r so Caring..
Friend: Pee ke Gaari Mat chalana bahut
Accident ho Rahe hai
Boy: Apne Baap ko mat sikha Saale.. Hehehehehe, kamine dost,

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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4 Boy and Girl Jokes

Happiest man is one whose
Son’s photo is on Business World
cover,
.
Daughter’s on India Today,
.
Grlfrnd on Femina &..
.
Wife on missing column of
newspaper.!

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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5 Boy and Girl Jokes

Girl: Nice Mobile.

Where Did U Buy?

Boy: I Won Dis In A Running Race.

Girl: How Many People Participated?

Boy: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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6 Boy and Girl Jokes

It was the first day of school and the teacher asked all the troublemakers to stand up. Finally this girl stood up and the teacher asked, “Are you a troublemaker?”
The girl said, “No.” The teacher asked why she was standing and the girl said, “You looked lonely.”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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7 Ramu Jokes

Ramu: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Ramu Jokes

Ramu Jokes

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8 Mom and Daughter Jokes

Daughter: Hey mom,I’m going to my room with my boyfriend.

Mom: Ok, don’t do anything stupid.

(Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom)

Daughter: Baby, baby, baby, OOOH!

(Mom run’s into the bedroom)

Mom: What are you doing?!

Daughter: We are having Kiss Viss etc!

Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber

Mom and Daughter Jokes

Mom and Daughter Jokes

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9 Funny Kiss Day Wishes

Don’t Kiss A Lady Police,
She Will Say, Hands Up.
Don’t Kiss A Lady Doctor,
She Will Say, Next Please
Always Kiss A Lady Teacher,
She Will Say, Repeat it 5 times

Funny Kiss Day Wishes

Funny Kiss Day Wishes

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10 How did you get on with your maths test today

FATHER: How did you get on with your maths test today?
SON: I only got one sum wrong.
FATHER: Well done. How many sums were there?
SON: Twelve.
FATHER: So you got eleven right?
SON: No, they were the ones I couldn’t do.

How did you get on with your maths test today

How did you get on with your maths test today

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