Boy Jokes – Funny Man vs Woman Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Mom and Son Jokes

WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT…

Mom:” Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean ??

Son:” I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later..

Mom:” It’s ok, don’t worry about it…
I’ll ask your Sister, Love you too…:p :O 😀 😀

Mom and Son Jokes

Mom and Son Jokes

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

2 The Home Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together look at the maid who’s patiently listening to them.

Maid: “What? So we all use our work phones. What’s the Big deal?? =))

The Home Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High

The Home Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

3 Why are your exam marks so poor this term

MOTHER: Why are your exam marks so poor this term?

PUPIL: It’s the teacher’s fault, Mum.

MOTHER: But you had the same teacher last term and you did well in your exams then.

PUPIL: Yes, but I’m not sitting by the brainiest girl in the class now. The teacher’s moved her.

Why are your exam marks so poor this term

Why are your exam marks so poor this term

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

4 Boy and Girl Jokes

Girl: “I’m Breaking Up With You.”

Boy: “Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?”

*Girl Hugs Boy*

Girl: “Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?”

Boy: “Yeah.”:)

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

5 Boy and Girl Jokes

Dhassu Breakup..
.
A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his gf..
.
GF: “wat the hell was that?”
.
BOY: “its over”….!

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

6 Manager and Pappu Jokes

Manager: What is ur Qualification?

Pappu :I’m Ph.D.

Manager: wat do u mean by
Ph.D.?

Pappu : Passed High school with Difficulty.

Manager and Pappu Jokes

Manager and Pappu Jokes

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

7 Girl Tum Haftay Main Kitni Baar Shave Kartay HoBoy

Girl: Tum Haftay Main Kitni Baar Shave Kartay Ho??

Boy: Haftay Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar..

Girl: Kya Tum Pagal Ho..??

Boy: Nahi, Main “ Naaii ” Hoon

Girl Tum Haftay Main Kitni Baar Shave Kartay HoBoy

Girl Tum Haftay Main Kitni Baar Shave Kartay HoBoy

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

8 Patient and Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I am losing my memory!
Doctor: When did that happen?
Patient: When did what happen!

Patient and Doctor Jokes

Patient and Doctor Jokes

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

9 USA Today

USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

USA Today

USA Today

******************************wwww.informationnine.com******************************

10 Mom and Daughter Jokes

Mom: You’re All Dressed Up,
Where Are You Going?

Daughter: To The Bathroom,
I Need A New Facebook Picture

Mom and Daughter Jokes

Mom and Daughter Jokes

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *