Boy Jokes – How To Get A Boyfriend Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Facebook Jokes

Facebook wants 2 know whats on my mind….
Twitter wants 2 know what am i doing…
4square wants 2 know where am i…
ghosh!! internet is behaving like a g.f..

Facebook Jokes

Facebook Jokes

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2 Boy and Girl Jokes

A father came in the bedroom to find his
13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette.
“My God! How long have you been smoking?” screams the father.
“Since I lost my virginity” replies the girl.
“You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?” shrieks the father.
Girl says, “I don’t remember, I was completely drunk.”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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3 Boy and Girl Jokes

One day… Facebook, Youtube, Myspace, & Friendstar will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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4 Boy and Girl Jokes

Heights of insult:

A girl messages her boyfriend,
Please marry me sweetheart, I can’t live without yuh!

Boy replies: Excuse me, I have lost my contacts. Who is this?

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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5 Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy: I Think You Are ABCDEFGHIJK.
Girl: What Does That Mean?
Boy: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Delightful, Elegant, Feisty, Gorgeous, Hot.
Girl: What does The IJK stand for?
Boy: I’m Just Kidding!

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Boy and Girl Jokes

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6 Boy and Girl Jokes

Which part of men’s body has no bone, full of veins, loves pumping & responsible for making LOVE!
Write your answer in comment box.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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7 Boy and Girl Jokes

Wen a girl cheats a boy
he commits suicide.
Hence girls kill a life!
But when a boy cheats a girl
a baby is born!
Hence boys gives a life.
Moral :- Boys are kind hearted !

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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8 Boy and Girl Jokes

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend, he’s rough and common and bloody stupid with it.”

“Oh no, Daddy,” the daughter replied, “Fred’s ever so clever, we’ve only been going out nine weeks and he’s cured me of that illness I used to get once a month.

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Boy and Girl Jokes

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9 Me and She Jokes

Me : you look so fair in ur dp

She: awwww thnaxxxx

Me: so which software do you use…?

Me and She Jokes

Me and She Jokes

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10 Me and She Jokes

She – baby im wet.
Me – want a paper towel?
She – no, i want more then that…
Me – want 2 paper towels?
She – no, baby i want sumthing big and round!
Me – damn you want the whole roll?
*and thats how I became single*

Me and She Jokes

Me and She Jokes

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