Boy Jokes – GF and BF Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain

GF and BF Jokes

GF and BF Jokes

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

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2 Girls and Boys

Girls and Boys

Girls and Boys

Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan

Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)

Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)

Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)

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3 Girl: Ager mujh se shadi karni hai

Girl: Ager mujh se shadi karni hai

Girl: Ager mujh se shadi karni hai

Girl: Ager mujh se shadi karni hai
to humhai har hafte mumi ko 10kg atta
aur papa ki car me 20 litre petrol dlwana hoga.

Boy: Achcha behan chalta hu ami-abu ko salam kehna.

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4 Boy and Girl

Boy

Boy

Boy 2 Chemist-Viagra k Xtra Dose Dna, aj 3 G F Ayegi.
2nd day-IODEX Dena.
Chemist-Jyada Mehnat Krli Kya?
Boy-Nhi,Hath Me Dard He,Hramzadi 1 bi Nhi Ayi.

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5 Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

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6 Girl and Father

Girl and Father

Girl and Father

Girl announced her Engagement to her father

Father: Does this Fellow has any money>

Girl: oh! Daf, U men r all aiike, thats exactly what he asked me about U!

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7 How you control your anger

Girl and Father

Girl and Father

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

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8 I Am Also Single

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

What’s your name
Boy: Hi, what’s your name??
Girl: it’s Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . . . I am also single.

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9 Boy Friend on phone

Boy Friend on phone

Boy Friend on phone

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

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10 Dad and Son

Daddy and Son

Daddy and Son

DAD: How r ur Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

DAD: Under Water? Wat Do u Mean?

SON: They R B low C Level

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