Boy Jokes – Girl to Baba Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Son and Papa

Son and Papa

Son and Papa

Son: Papa mjhe koi shair sunain.

Papa:
Rasme ulfat he ijazat nhn deti warna,

Bholen ge tmhen yun k sada yad karo ge!

Son: Ye shair nhn hai.

Papa: Kyn?

Son: is main FARAZ to aaya hi nahin….:-)

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2 Boy Girl

Boy Girl

Boy Girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! 😀

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3 Girl to Baba

Girl to Baba

Girl to Baba

Girl to Baba: If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba: Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl: Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba: chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.

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4 Girl and Boy

Girl to Baba

Girl to Baba

Girl: Tu hasta nahi hai kya??
Boy: kyu??
Girl: tere haste hue photo nahi hai.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya??

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5 Mummy and Beta

Mummy and Beta

Mummy and Beta

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom,
Bahut KISS Liye!

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6 Customer and Shopkeeper

Customer and Shopkeeper

Customer and Shopkeeper

Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?

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7 A man got a call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number..
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

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8 Phoolon Ki Mala

Phoolon Ki Mala

Phoolon Ki Mala

Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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9 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

boy to girl
likhe jo khat tujhe wo teri yad me.
papa ne sub pad liye raat me.
sawera jub hua to jute pad gye.
wo fanna wale baal gajni bn gye.
vinay sai

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10 Boy: Hello, Pammi darling kaisi ho?

Boy: Hello, Pammi darling kaisi ho

Boy: Hello, Pammi darling kaisi ho

Boy: Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho?
Girl: Who’s this?
Boy: Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl: Tu Bunty hai na.
Boy: Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl: Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na.
Boy: Yes but how you know me??
Girl: Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy: Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun!!
Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!

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