Boy Jokes – Girl and Boy Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Before My Birth

Before My Birth

Before My Birth

Girl: How was your History exam?
Boy: Very Bad!
Girl: Why?
Boy: How would I know the answers of questions which happened before my Birth?

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2 Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Boy-I Luv U
Girl-Bt I Luv Sm1 Else
Boy-OK No Problm, Ur Hapines Is
More Imp 4 Me Than Ur Luv
Moral-Jaha Kuch Nahi Kr Skte
Waha
Ache Dialog De Do…

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3 How did You Check

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Boy: I checked yesterday that I don’t have any iron in my Body
Girl: How did you check?
Boy: I checked with a Magnet, it was not sticking to me

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4 Why this kolavari di

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Boy: I love u.
Girl: I hate you.
Boy: Why this kolavari kolavari kolavari di.
Girl: Ok ok i love u too but pls dont sing this song yaar.

5 Girl and Boy

Boy

Boy


Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main “late gayi” thi..

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6 I Lost My Purse Yesterday

Son and Mon

Son and Mon

Sonu: I lost my purse yesterday; there was 2000 rupees in it
Monu: Don’t lie there was only 1000, I counted when I went home!
Sonu: It’s not about the money, Find that person

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7 Cute Son: mom, who is girlfriend?

Son and Mon

Son and Mon

Cute son
Son: mom, who is girlfriend?
Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one.
Son: if i didn’t become good?
Dad: then you will have many.

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8 MBA Student hugs a Girl

MBA Student hugs a Girl

MBA Student hugs a Girl

MBA student hugs a girl
Girl: what is dis ?
Boy: direct marketing
Girl: slaps a boy
Boy: what is dis ?? .
Girl: customer’s feedback

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9 Girl Friend Birthday

Girl Friend Birthday

Girl Friend Birthday

Sonu: Today is my Girl Friend birthday, what should I give her??
Monu: How does she look?
Sonu: Very Beautiful
Monu: Then give her my number!!!

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10 Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

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