Boy Jokes – Girl and Doctor Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Girl and Doctor

Girl and Doctor

Girl and Doctor

Girl check up ke liye gai,
Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Bre*st kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Bre*st cancer check karneke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai.
AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.

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2 Mon and Son

Mon and Son

Mon and Son

Mom: Kaiku rora?

Son: Teacher ne maari merku.. 🙁

Mom: Kaiku maari chudel ne?

Son: Mai usku MURGI bola…

Mom: Kaiku ?

Son: Kaiku bole toh har test me ANDA deri merku !
=))

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3 Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

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4 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Dress Code For A Party Is “Black Ties Only“.

Santa Goes For The Party and Is Surprised To See That The Other Guests Are Wearing Suits Also.

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5 If You Pass Exam I’ll gift you 1 Cycle

If You Pass Exam I'll gift you 1 Cycle

If You Pass Exam I’ll gift you 1 Cycle

Father: If u pass in exams, I’ll gift you 1 cycle
son: If i fail?
Father: I’ll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

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6 Most confusing double meaning

Most confusing double meaning

Most confusing double meaning

Most confusing double meaning joke..
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend: Kyu???
Girl: Main ‘late gayi’ thi..

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7 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Girl: Paheli ka jawab do,
Masal masal k khada kiya aur thook laga k andar kiya?

Boy: SUI DHAGA

Girl: Chal be Chutiye..
Teri to soch hi bachon wali hai.

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8 Kalida’s Brother

Kalida's Brother

Kalida’s Brother

History teacher asked Santa: Name Kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

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9 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy n girl on fb
girl:- “u never smile na??”
boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
girl:-“i’ve never seen yous smiling pics” .
boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”
girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
boy:-“no, I hvnt also seen .any pic….” 😀 😀 ;-).

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10 Sister is Someone Who

Sister is Someone Who

Sister is Someone Who

Sister is Someone Who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain,
Which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister

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