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1 Boy and Girl Jokes

Girl: What did one ocean say to the other?
Boy: What?
Girl: Nothing, they just waved!
Boy: Oh.
Girl: Do you SEA what I did there?
Boy: Um no?
Girl: I’m SHORE you did!

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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2 How did your music exam go

MUM: How did your music exam go?

SON: The music teacher said my playing was out of this world.

MUM: Really?

SON: Well she said it was unearthly.

How did your music exam go

How did your music exam go

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3 Breakup On Diwali

Boy bought gift for his girlfriend..

Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??

Boy: you wanted stars na??

now sit on it and

get lost !!

Breakup On Diwali

Breakup On Diwali

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4 Dad and Girl Jokes

Dad: Why is your test score so low?
Girl: Because of absence.
Dad: You were absent?
Girl: No, the girl next to me was.

Dad and Girl Jokes

Dad and Girl Jokes

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5 What did the teacher think of your idea

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb.

Father: Really ? What did she say?

Son: Baa!

What did the teacher think of your idea

What did the teacher think of your idea

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6 In Punjab

Man: Santa singh where were you born?
Santa: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye, part part kya kar raha hai ? Whole body born in Punjab.

In Punjab

In Punjab

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7 Child and Gradma Jokes

Child – who’s dat man & woman who come every night n disapear in morning?
Grandma – thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r “doctors”

Child and Gradma Jokes

Child and Gradma Jokes

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8 How did your exams go

Father: How did your exams go?

Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject.

Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?

Son: I was just a digit out; I averaged 10!

How did your exams go

How did your exams go

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9 Boy and Girl Jokes

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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10 It Is I

A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire”.

“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.

The woman replied, “A billionaire”.

It Is I

It Is I

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