Boy Jokes – Girls Are Very Smart Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 When We Get Married

When We Get Married

When We Get Married

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

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2 Girls Are Very Smart, Really

Girls Are Very Smart, Really

Girls Are Very Smart, Really

Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?

Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10

Girl: kuchh kam karo na plz..

Apple wala: Achcha aap 80 ke 8 lelo!

Girl: Thanku, dedo… ye huyi na Baat..

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3 Pappu and School

Pappu and School

Pappu and School

Pappu da Kamina Student
School Me Aag Lag Gayi,
Sab Bache Khush The K Ab Skul Nhi Aana
Padega,
Par Pappu Udaas Tha.
Teacher : Pappu Y R U Sad ?
Pappu : Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bach Gaye?

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4 Give Up My Seat

Give Up My Seat

Give Up My Seat

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy

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5 Mothee and Son

Mothee and Son

Mothee and Son

Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan
Kaun Hai..?
Son: Pata Nahi..
Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do..
Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty
Kaun Hai..?
Mother: Nahi Pata..
Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!

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6 Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Watsapp chat
Girl: hi kutte
Boy; wats happend
Tu muze kutta Q bol rhi
Hai?
Girl: hum masti me zagda
Karte he,pyar se to
Daily bat krte h na.
Boy : k par masti me hi ha
Pagal
Girl : k bewakhuf
Boy : a budhdhu
Girl : a besharam
Boy : a MC
Girl : a chup kutte
Boy : a BC._.
Girl : a bohat ho gaya
Boy : teri maa ka saakinaka bc
Girl : ***blocked***

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7 We All Use Our Work Telephones

We All Use Our Work Telephones

We All Use Our Work Telephones

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…
On a Saturday morning… after breakfast…
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So – what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!

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8 Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye

Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye

Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye

Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye,
Jannate sajai meine tere liye,
par tune kya kiya mere liye..

Girl: Munnii
badnaam hui Darling tere liye.

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9 Man : How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father

Man : How old is your father

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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10 Pappu

Pappu

Pappu

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Apne Pet Ke Niche Chidiya Ka Tatoo Banwaya..
Pappu Ke Sath Romance Karne Ke Baad Usne Pappu Se Pucha..
Tumne Chidiya Dekhi?
Pappu: Nahi Mera Saara Dhyaan Ghosle Me Tha..

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