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1 Kal main tumhare liye rakhi layi thi

Kal main tumhare liye rakhi layi thi

Kal main tumhare liye rakhi layi thi

Girl: Kal main tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
tumne bandhwai kyu nahi..?

Boy: agar kal maiN tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..??
Baaaaat karti hai..

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2 I Commented on Her Facebook Status :??

I Commented on Her Facebook Status

I Commented on Her Facebook Status

Happy Holi sunglasses

She: Same to you. smile

I Edited My Comment to

I LOVE YOU

*B?L?O?C?K?E?D* 😮

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3 Santa’s Wife Dies

Santa's Wife Dies

Santa’s Wife Dies

Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously.
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

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4 Son and Dad

Son and Dad

Son and Dad

Extra Kameena ßacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai:P

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5 OUR LOVELY PATHANS

OUR LOVELY PATHANS

OUR LOVELY PATHANS

LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE PAR RESPONSES

ENGLISH GIRL:U R TOO NAUGHTY SWEET HEART….

URDU GIRL:NA KARO NA JANU…

PUNJABI GIRL:HATT VE ZALIMA….

PATHAN GIRL:MARR SHE, TABAH SHE, KHAWRE PA SAR SHE, BEGHAIRAT BACHIA, KHUDE DE ZUANI MARG KA, TOTAY TOTAY SHE….
KOR K DE KHOR MOR NESHTA…………

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6 Doctor

Doctor

Doctor

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination.”Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.” The woman said, “I’m glad of that doctor, but I’m not Mrs Brown, I am Miss Brown,” “Miss Brown,” said the doctor without changing expression, “I have bad news for you.”

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7 A Young Boy and his Dad

A Young Boy and his Dad

A Young Boy and his Dad

A Young Boy and his Dad went out Fishing:

Son: How do fish breath under water?
Dad: I really don’t know, son.

Son: How does our boat float on the water?
Dad: Don’t know, son.

Son: Why is the sky blue?
Dad: I honestly have no idea, son.

Son: Dad, do you mind that I’m asking you all of these questions?
Dad: Of course not son, how else are you ever going to learn anything? 🙂

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8 Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya

Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya

Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya

Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya…
GF ne mahnge item order kiye.

Ladka: Maa ke ghar bhi yehi khaati hai?
GF: Maa ne diner ke baad meri leni nahin hoti
Ladkiyan wakai MC ho gayi hai.

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9 Intelligence

Intelligence

Intelligence

A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”

The father replied: “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”

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10 Patient and Doctor

Patient and Doctor

Patient and Doctor

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

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