Boy Jokes – He and She Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Hyderabadi Msg

Hyderabadi Msg

Hyderabadi Msg

Hyderabadi Msg
Mom: Kaiku rora re?
Son: Teacher maari merku
Mom: Kaiku maari chudel ne
Son:Mai usku MURGI bola
Mon: Kaiku
Son: Kaiku boleto, har exam mein ANDA deri merku.

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2 Boy and Girl

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Break up Style:
Boy bought gift 4 his galfriend.
Girl: What hell would I do vth this rocket?
Boy: U wantd stars?
Now sit on it n GET LOS

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3 Dad and Son

dad and Son

dad and Son

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

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4 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy: Can you just listen to me?
Girl: Wat?
Boy: I like u n I think thers somthng missing in my hart.
Girl: I think its an E.

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5 He and She

He and She

He and She

He: Hi, How are you?
She: Sorry busy!! Baad Me Baat Karti hu Muje Late Ho Raha Hai Dinner Ke Liye Hotel Taj Me
He: Baby Aap Kuch Bhool Rahi Ho
She: Kya?
He: Apni Aukaat

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6 Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu angaro se naha sakti hu

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu
angaro se naha sakti hu.

Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.

Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.

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7 Girls Are Very Smart, Really

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?

Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10

Girl: kuchh kam karo na plz..

Apple wala: Achcha aap 80 ke 8 lelo!

Girl: Thanku, dedo… ye huyi na Baat..

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8 I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

Mom and Son

Mom and Son

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

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9 Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladki kyu roti hai

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladki kyu roti hai..??

Girl: Agar tujhe pata chale ki ghar se dur le ja ke koi
tujhe bartan manjvayega to tu kya nachega.

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10 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!
Girl : how did you know that?
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Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..!

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