Boy Jokes – I Love You Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Kid and Dad

Kid and Dad

Kid and Dad

KID : Why some of your hair are white dad ?
DAD : Every time a son make his dad
unhappy , one of his father’s hair turns white ….
KID : I now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white.

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2 Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You
Boy; Hahahahaha
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi
De Sakti Hu,.
Boy: hahahahahahaha.
Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh
Sakti,.
Boy: hahahahahahahah ahaha.
Girl: Mere mummy dady 1 week ke liye bahar jane wale hai. Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar main.
Boy: Kab?.
Girl:Hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha haha
Boy: kab jaanu ??
Girl: hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahaha

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3 Boy and Phoolwala

Boy and Phoolwala

Boy and Phoolwala

Phoolwala:”Saha­b Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo..
.
Boy:”Meri Gf Nahi Hai.
Phoolwala:”To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo.
Boy:”Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai..
Phoolwala:”to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo.
Boy:”Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai.
.
.
.
Phoolwala:”Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan
Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le…:p :O 😀 😀

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4 Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:Why

Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked

Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked

Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:
Why Are u Crying? Tell me Im ur Frnd Na

Son:Kuch Nai Yaar.Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li, To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai

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5 Mother and Daughter

Mother and Daughter

Mother and Daughter

The mother says to her daughter, “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
The daughter answers, “First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?”

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6 Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun – apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.

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7 GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain

Jaanu aaj milte hain

Jaanu aaj milte hain

GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
BF: Kahan milna hai?
GF: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
BF: Theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain!

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8 Sister and Brother

Sister and Brother

Sister and Brother

When my parents are asleep
Me: “Shh they are sleeping.”

When I’m asleep
Parents:”Lets vacuum the house for 3 hours.”

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9 Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet

Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet

Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet

Boy: Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet?
Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye?

Boy: Nahi janu batao na?
Girl: Ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha?

Boy: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho,
magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu?

Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai..

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10 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha, If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina, Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

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