Boy Jokes – Man and Women Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 I Love You

I Love You

I Love You

Boy tells a girl “I Love you”
Girl: I will go and tell this to Principal
Boy : Idiot, he is already married

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2 Girl: Don’t touch me, All that only after marriage.

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl: Don’t touch me, All that only after marriage.
Boy: Ok, then i will pay for ur shopping only after marriage.
Girl: Lo ,ab main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kya.

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3 Dog and Girl

Girls

Girls

Dogs : bhawww
Girls : awww
Ye rishtha kya kehlatha hai

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4 Boy 2 Girl Tumhari age kia hy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy?
Girl: 20 yrs.
Boy: tum ny 5 saal pehle b yehi batai thi.
Girl: dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain

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5 Boy Absent On Exam Date

Boy Absent On Exam Date

Boy Absent On Exam Date

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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6 Girl dearling ek 10000 ka card to send

Girl dearling ek 10000 ka card to send

Girl dearling ek 10000 ka card to send

Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to send
Karona mera balance end ho gaya hai,
Tum to waise b mare aashiq ho na!
Boy: Tumhra aashiq hoonUfone walo ka
Damad nahi

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7 Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai
.
Tyohar to aate hi rehte he…pagli..

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8 Boy: Tm Shadi ke bad Apne Liye

Boy: Tm Shadi ke bad Apne Liye

Boy: Tm Shadi ke bad Apne Liye

Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na,
Girl: Aray Nahi main aisi larki nahi
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena

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9 I’m Her Mother

I’m Her Mother

I’m Her Mother

Boy: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Women: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
Boy: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
Women: I’m not. I’m her mother.

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10 Girl and Boy

Girl

Girl

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai
.
Tyohar to aate hi rehte he…pagli..

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