Boy Jokes – Marriage Proposal Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Girl at a stationary store

Girl at a stationary store

Girl at a stationary store

Girl at a stationary store..
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??

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2 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

A girl instantly becomes 500% less attractive the moment you realize that she has a boyfriend

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3 Once a guy donated blood to his girlfriend

Once a guy donated blood to his girlfriend

Once a guy donated blood to his girlfriend

Once a guy donated blood to his girlfriend.

After Breakup- Mera khoon mujhe waapis karde saali…

Girl throws her whisper on his face-
Le kutte, aaj se tera monthly EMI Shuru

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4 Marriage Proposal

Marriage Proposal

Marriage Proposal

One day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied simply saying that in our family.

WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!

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5 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

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6 Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you?

Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you

Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you

Latest wala
Boy: Hello!
Girl: Hi!
Boy: I am jeet.
Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you?
Boy: Darr ke aagey..

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7 Pappu and Friend

Pappu and Friend

Pappu and Friend

Pappu: Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai.
Friend : Acha Wo Kaise?
Pappu: Yar Kal Mein Ghar Gaya To Wo Bathtub Mai Bhi Security Guard K Sath Bethi Thi.!!

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8 If u Pass in Exams

If u Pass in Exams

If u Pass in Exams

Father: If u pass in exams, I’ll gift you 1 cycle
son: If i fail?
Father: I’ll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

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9 Doctor

Doctor

Doctor

Doctor, doctor, I lost my memory.’
‘When did this happen?’
‘When did what happen?’

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10 Girl & Googgles

Girl & Googgles

Girl & Googgles

Q:) What is the simillarity between Girl & Googgles?

A:) Both are useless unless the legs are opened.

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