Boy Jokes – Modi and Rahul Gandhi Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Pappu: Bapu idhar aa…

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa…
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja

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2 Boy to Girlfriend

Boy to Girlfriend

Boy to Girlfriend

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

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3 The Latest Pledge

The Latest Pledge

The Latest Pledge

The Latest Pledge of boyz

India is our nation…
Girls r our destination..
Dating is our occupation…
Flirting is our profession…
to hell with education.

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4 Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa

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5 Boys vs Girls Jokes

Boys vs Girls jokes

Boys vs Girls jokes

Boys vs Girls jokes…
ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h.
jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h.
ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h.
jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.

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6 Boy-Whats is d Differance between Person

Whats is d Differance between Person

Whats is d Differance between Person

Boy-Whats is d Differance between Personal & Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
&
Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

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7 Mother-in-Law

Mother-in-Law

Mother-in-Law

John, having just got engaged to a new woman in town, went to his fiancee’s home to meet his future mother-in-law.

“Tell me,” she said, “are you sure that this is the first time you are getting married?”

“Yes,” John replied, “I swear on my four kids that I have never been married before.”

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8 Modi and Rahul Gandhi

Modi and Rahul Gandhi

Modi and Rahul Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe PM nahi ban na.
Modi : Kyun kya hua? Darr gya?
Rahul Gandhi: Tune choti si bat pe Rajnikanth ko kyun bula lia?

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9 Son and Papa

Son and Papa

Son and Papa

Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan

Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.
Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

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10 Chintu: Papa Aaj se school me

Papa Aaj se school me

Papa Aaj se school me

Chintu: Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.

Dad: Good, lekin tum NuNNI kyu hila rahe ho?

Chintu: HomeWork diya hai..

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