Boy Jokes – Officer and Man Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Boy and Girl

Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl -(khusi se) Wow!
Boy- Same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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2 Wo FSc main parti thi

Wo FSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo BSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo MSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo apnay mehyan say larti thi
Main BSc main parta tha

Wo FSc main parti thi

Wo FSc main parti thi

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3 Officer and Man

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn’t.
Officer: Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn’t speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you’re a jerk!

Officer and Man

Officer and Man

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4 A man is talking to God.

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

A man is talking to God

A man is talking to God

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5 Boy and Girl

Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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6 Banta and Santa

Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra.
Santa: How ?
Banta: Whenever we fight, She lifts any Vastu & uses it as a Shastra !

Banta and Santa

Banta and Santa

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7 Boy and Girl

*When you’re at someone’s house*

Normal people: “What a lovely house!”

Me: “What’s your wifi password?”

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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8 Boy and Girl

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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9 Boy and Girl

Me: How much for this MacBook ?
Salesman: 85,000 for this MacBook.
Me : *Moonwalks out of Apple store into McDonalds*
Me: Ek MacBurger…

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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10 Boy and Girl

The thing i was awaiting in Modi ji’s US tour is whether he’ll start his speeches by saying “Mitron” or “Friendon.” Or maybe Modi ji could start his speech softly with “Brotheron aur Sisteron” and end with “Take Careon”

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

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