Boy Jokes – Police and Kids Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy: I love you
Girl: I hate you
Boy: why this kolaveri di?
Girl: ohh god! I love you too but please for god sake stop singing that song

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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2 Son and Daddy Jokes

SON : Dad there is a small get
together in the school tomorrow.
Please come.

Dad : What do u mean by SMALL.
Who all will be there

Son : Only U, ME & PRINCIPAL ! 😛

Son and Daddy Jokes

Son and Daddy Jokes

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3 Where do you live

Police: Where do you live?
KID: With my parents
Police: Where does your parents live?
KID: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
KID: Together
Police: Where is your house?
KID: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
KID: If I tell you, you wont believe me

Police: Tell me
KID: Next to my house xP

Where do you live

Where do you live

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4 Boy and Girl Jokes

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she’s gonna do all the handicapping and he’s gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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5 Boy I am not rich like rohit I dont even have a bid c

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don”t even have
a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Boy I am not rich like rohit I dont even have a bid c

Boy I am not rich like rohit I dont even have a bid c

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6 I offer you this thoroughbred bloodhound

“Madam,” said the kennel owner to the nouveau riche sportswoman, “I offer you this thoroughbred bloodhound.”
“How do I know it’s a bloodhound?” she asked doubtfully.
“Hector,” the owner ordered the dog, “bleed for the lady.”

I offer you this thoroughbred bloodhound

I offer you this thoroughbred bloodhound

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7 Mother and Son Jokes

Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”
Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”
Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”

Mother and Son Jokes

Mother and Son Jokes

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8 Professor Santa Called A Plumber

Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.

Guess why?

Because

because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked….

Professor Santa Called A Plumber

Professor Santa Called A Plumber

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9 Girl: Which Laptop do u have?

Girl: Which Laptop do u have?
Boy : I have a Sony Viao with Intel core i7 processor at 3.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
8 Gb RAM & Nvidia GTX 560 graphics Card !

And Which laptop do u have?
Girl: shahbaz sharif wala.

Girl: Which Laptop do u have?

Girl: Which Laptop do u have?

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10 This Proposal By A Boy Made The Girl Cry

3 Boys proposing a Girl…

1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this.

2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog.

3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook Account.
Girl in Tears, I’ll Marry You!!

This Proposal By A Boy Made The Girl Cry

This Proposal By A Boy Made The Girl Cry

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