Boy Jokes – Santa and Doctor Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Girl: Whats ur name

Girl: Whats ur name

Girl: Whats ur name

Girl: Whats ur name.
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: Ru joking?
Boy: No it means kalo singh and ur name.
Girl: Soft underwear.
Boy: Ru joking?
Girl: No it means komal chadda.

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2 She and He

She and He

She and He

She: exams chal rahe hain.
He: konse?
She: CS Ke
He: nahi KXIP Jeetegi
He: there?
He: ??

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3 I’m warning you

I'm warning you

I’m warning you

Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..

Hurry up ! 😀 😀

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4 Doctor an Girl

Doctor an Girl

Doctor an Girl

Doctor: “Mrs Rani, Good News For You”
Girl: “What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani”
Doctor: “Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad News“

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5 Mother and Son

Mother and Son

Mother and Son

Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan
Kaun Hai..?
Son: Pata Nahi..
Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do..
Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty
Kaun Hai..?
Mother: Nahi Pata..
Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!

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6 Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai Mera top 3000 ka hai

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai Mera top 3000 ka hai

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai Mera top 3000 ka hai

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

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7 Key Problem

Key Problem

Key Problem

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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8 Doctor an Girl

Doctor an Girl

Doctor an Girl

Girl check up k liye gai
Dr ki niyat khrab hogi
Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?
Dr:Checkup k liye,
Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?
Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye
Dr Starts fucking
Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?
Dr:Aids checkup
Girl:check kya krna hai,
Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.

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9 Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy and Girl

Boy: Main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
Girl: jao chaand tod ke le aao
Boy: agar chaand tod ke le aaya to EID kya tere baap ka takla dekh ke manayenge

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10 Doctor: Kya takleef hai?

Doctor: Kya takleef hai

Doctor: Kya takleef hai

Doctor: Kya takleef hai.. ??
Pappu: Seenay me Bohot dard ho raha hai..
Doctor: Cigrette Peety ho..??
Pappu: Han Par “Gold Flake” hi Mangwana..

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