Boy Jokes – In School Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

The Perfect Son

The Perfect Son

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2 Boy and Doctor Jokes

Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.

Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”

Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.

The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”

Boy and Doctor Jokes

Boy and Doctor Jokes

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3 Doctors prescription 4 u

Doctor”s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.

Doctors prescription 4 u

Doctors prescription 4 u

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4 Classic Insult

Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?

Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

Bf: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

Classic Insult

Classic Insult

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5 Woman Dentist

“I would like to see a woman dentist,” said the first man.

“Why?” asked his friend.

Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, open your mouth instead of shut up.

Woman Dentist

Woman Dentist

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6 Boy and Girl Jokes

Benefit of schools: Water bottles
were allowed!

Benefit of Vodka: It looks like
water!

Irony of life: I didn’t knew that in
my school Life! :/

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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7 Boy and Girl Jokes

“My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.'”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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8 In School

FATHER: What did you learn in school today?
SON: Our teacher taught us writing.

FATHER: What did you write?
SON: I don’t know. She hasn’t taught us reading yet.

In School

In School

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9 Girl’s Heart Is Like Water

Girl’s heart is like water,
Boy’s heart is like mobile,

Water falls on mobile,
Or
Mobile falls in water,

The damage is for mobile only.

Girl’s Heart Is Like Water

Girl’s Heart Is Like Water

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10 Doctor Jokes

A doctor got a call from a very excited woman, “My son just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?”

He replied, “Give him a headache, what else?”

Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

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