Boy Jokes – Short Funny Boy Girl Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Boy and Girl Jokes

A girl walks into a library and says, “I’d like a cheeseburger and some fries.”
The librarian says, “This a library.”
The girl whispers to the librarian, “I’d like a cheeseburger and some fries.”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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2 A test in History joke

FRED: Mom, I don’t want to go to school today.

MOM: Why? Have you got a stomachache?

FRED: No.

MOM: Have you got a sore throat?

FRED: No.

MOM: Have you got a headache?

FRED: No.

MOM: What have you got?

FRED: A test in History.

A test in History joke

A test in History joke

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3 Boy and Girl Jokes

A muslim girl wearing a burka was going on the road.

The boy going just behind the girl said,”Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jisse ladhi hain.”

Girl Replied,”Aankh Jisse ladhi, tere baap se bhi badhi hain.”

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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4 Boy and Girl Jokes

A boy was following a girl.
Girl: “don’t follow me, because my mother is coming behind you”
Boy: “don’t worry, my father is following her..:p

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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5 Boy and Dad Jokes

Boy: Daddy, I have a little pain in my stomach.
Dad: Because your stomach is empty. Go eat some food.
Boy: Really? Is that why mommy is always complaining about her headache? Is her head empty?

Boy and Dad Jokes

Boy and Dad Jokes

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6 What are the chief minerals to be found in Cornwall

EXAM QUESTION: What are the chief minerals to be found in Cornwall?

PUPIL’S ANSWER: Coca Cola and orangeade.

What are the chief minerals to be found in Cornwall

What are the chief minerals to be found in Cornwall

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7 Boy and Girl Jokes

The girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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8 Sir and Boy Jokes

Sir: What is the color of Lourd Ram & Krishan?
Boy:Both r green
Sir: How do u know.
Boy; B’coz i heard the people saying “HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA…

Sir and Boy Jokes

Sir and Boy Jokes

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9 Boy and Girl Jokes

Girl:what do u like in me!
Boy:that two balls having black dots in it,
Girl:u raskal u r with me for that?

Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

Boy and Girl Jokes

Boy and Girl Jokes

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10 Mother and George Jokes

Mother: George, why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
George: It is not a zero, Mum. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!

Mother and George Jokes

Mother and George Jokes

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