Boy Jokes – Sister and Brother Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 I already told you, i was Coming over.

I already told you, i was Coming over

I already told you, i was Coming over

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..
Boy: I can’t.. I m hanging out with someone else..
Girl: Who..??

Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?
Girl: Oh…Gud bye !!!
(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?
Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.

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2 Sister and Brother

Sister to Brother

Sister to Brother

Sister to Brother:
What are u going to gift grandma on her b’day??
Bro: a football
Sis: but grandma doesn’t play
Bro: on my b’day she gave me bhagvat gita…!!

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3 After Engagement

After Engagement

After Engagement

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:
HE: I waited so long for this.
SHE: Do U want me to leave?
HE: No. never!
SHE: Do U love me?
HE: Yes I did, I’m doing & I’ll do.
SHE: Did you ever cheat me?
HE: I would rather die than do it.
SHE: Will you kiss me?
HE: Surely, it’s my pleasure.
SHE: Will you hurt me?
HE: No way, I’m not such a kind of person.
SHE: Can I trust you?
HE: Yes.
SHE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
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4 I Love You-BF / GF SMS

I Love You

I Love You

Boy and girl in restaurant:
Boy: I love you
Girl: I do not love you.
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok.I Love You Too.

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5 Boy I’m Sorry..!!

Boy I'm Sorry

Boy I’m Sorry

When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

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6 Girl and Boy

GIRL

GIRL

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

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7 Girl and Boy

GIRL AND BOY

GIRL AND BOY

Girl : I want to breakup with you. You don’t ever call me, you kutte kamina dont call me ever bye
Boy : Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador liya maine
Girl : awwww! ?? My jaanu So cute ! Kab li ? Kaha hai ? Baby meet me na.
Boy : Laptop pe, NFS me.
Girl : Haraami Saaley

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8 Son and Mummy

Son and Mummy

Son and Mummy

Son: nenu school ki vallanu.
Mummy: Endukura.?
Son: Pani Chesanu…!
Mummy:UKG Chadivi emi pani cheshavura
Son: LKG “Girls” ki tution chebutha..!!!

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9 Sports Car Around It

Sports Car

Sports Car

Dad:
Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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10 A Girl And Boy Were Sitting Alone

Girl And Boy

Girl And Boy

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching the girl…..
Girl : don’t touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when you are married.

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