Boy Jokes – Son and Father Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW

Girl- Nice mobile. Where did u buy?
Boy- I won this in a running race.
Girl- How many people participated?
Boy- Mobile owner, police and me.

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2 Boy and Girl

Girls and Boy

Girls and Boy

Why do Girls live longer than Boys……….Shopping never causes heart attacks,but paying the bill does.

3 Mummy and Daddy

Man

Man

Man: How old is ur dad? Boy: As old as me. Man: How can tat b? Boy: He became a father 1ly wen I was born..

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4 Boy and Girl

Girl

Girl

Girl to rikshawala : Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga,
abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia
hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay
le loo !

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5 I Was Watching TV

I Was Watching TV

I Was Watching TV

Sonu: Last night thieves stole everything in my house except TV
Monu: How Strange! Then what were you doing??
Sonu: I was watching TV!!

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6 Before My Birth

Before My Birth

Before My Birth

Girl: How was your History exam?
Boy: Very Bad!
Girl: Why?
Boy: How would I know the answers of questions which happened before my Birth?

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7 Why The Bride Dressed In White

Why The Bride Dressed In White

Why The Bride Dressed In White

Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding
Boy: “Mommy?”
Mom: “What?”
Boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”
Mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”
Boy: “That’s why is the boy dressed in black”

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8 He and She

He and She

He and She

He: hey what’s your name?
She: Trisha
He: oh to tum laut aayi aakhir..
*blocked*

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9 Boy- Can i Hold your Hand?

Boy- Can i Hold your Hand

Boy- Can i Hold your Hand

Boy- Can i Hold your Hand?
Girl- No!
Boy- Why?
Gal- Bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it.
Boy- Maa kasam, Humari Acting!
To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting

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10 Son and Father

Son and Father

Son and Father

Son: I can’t go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don’t feel well
Father: Where don’t you feel well?
Son: In school!

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