Funny Jokes – Accidents Due To Drunken Driving Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A cute boyasks a fallen rose:Don`t u get hurt wen u r plucked?Rose replied:No I forget mypain thinking that i am the reasonfor someone smile

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2 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

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3 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

AB – Hello, main Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hun KBC se.
Girl- K.
AB – Hello? main AMITABH BACHHAN bol raha hun.
Girl – Hmmm.

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4 Accidents Due To Drunken Driving

Accidents Due To Drunken Driving

Accidents Due To Drunken Driving

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

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5 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Why are girls always so bad at geometry?
Because boys are used to looking at curves.

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6 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta
Hai, Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko
Majbor Karta Hai, Kya Iss Ke
Peeche Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki
Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

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7 Cant lie till Z

Cant lie till Z

Cant lie till Z

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

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8 Is there any medicine for long life?

Is there any medicine for long life

Is there any medicine for long life

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

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9 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Phon Par Kahte Ho Pyar Hai Tumse,
Milne Ka Kahata Hu To Kahte Ho
Meri Har Suruaat Hai Tumse, Jab
Mai Dil Tham Ke Milne Aaya
Dhamka Diya .Papa Ko Kam Hai Tumse.

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10 Difference between scientific theory and reality

Difference between scientific theory and reality

Difference between scientific theory and reality

The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.

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