Funny Jokes – BF and GF Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Waitress and Cust

Waitress and Cust

Waitress and Cust

Cust in Restrnt: I like 2 hav plate of rice,chikn n a cup of cofee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Cust : Wat Do u think I cant buy mor?

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2 BF and GF

BF and GF

BF and GF

BF: Babe wat r u doing?
GF Nothng much,really tired!Just going 2 sleep now, Honey.n u, Sweetheart?
BF: In the club, standing behind U

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3 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

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4 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

During engineering viva
Q: What is sensitivity?
A: kuch thanda ya garam khane se daanto me tez jhanjhanahat ho to use sensitivity kehte hai.

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5 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Doctor, doctor, I lost my memory.’
‘When did this happen?’
‘When did what happen?’

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6 Pappu and Chinki

Pappu and Chinki

Pappu and Chinki

Pappu Aur uski GF Chinki Park Me baithe the ,
ek hot Ladki unke samne se guzri,
Hot Ladki ko dek kar chinki boli – kitne bade hai uske?
Pappu – Ha bahot Bade hai 😮
Chinki – kya vo artificial hai ?
Pappu – nahi muje lagta hai natural hai !
Chinki – Natural earrings??
Total silences.

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7 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

“Happy Holi”
“Happy Holi to you too”
“Arey saale blue mat laga mooh pe”
“Kyun, kya hua?”

“Facebook pe achcha nahi dikhta, pink colour
laga.”

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8 Sweet Demand By A Kid

Sweet Demand By A Kid

Sweet Demand By A Kid

A Sweet Demand By a Kid.

He was Beaten Up by his Mom.

Dad Asked What Happened Son?

Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,

I Want My Own. 🙂

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9 Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Girl and Boy

Facebook … fever
.
.
Girl: I Love you
Boy: (Starts Running) ……………! Girl: (Running after him) … Why are you Running? Boy: To update my Relationship status on Facebook

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10 Implanted A Women’s Ear

Implanted A Women's Ear

Implanted A Women’s Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman’s Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. 🙂

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