Funny Jokes – British and India Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 British and India

Argument b/t British n INDIA.

British: we spoiled ur mother Lnd for 200yrs

India:we spoil ur mother tongue daily

British and India

British and India

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2 What IS OxFord

Munna: “What is Ford?
Circuit: Gaadi re, aur kya?

Munna: What is Oxford?
Circuit: BOLE TO Bail Gaadi re, itna bhi nahi janta!”

What IS OxFord

What IS OxFord

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3 How Santa Looks In The Mirror

Why did Santa Singh look into the mirror with his eyes closed?

Because he wanted to see how he looked when he was sleeping.

How Santa Looks In The Mirror

How Santa Looks In The Mirror

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4 Funny Jokes

If any Engineer would have ever hurt you, just ask him the question ‘Aur bhai! Valentine’s Day ki taiyari kaisi hai?’.

Thank me later!

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5 How Higher You Are??

The workers talk about football in the afternoon,
The officers talk about cricket in the afternoon,
The managers talk about billiards in the afternoon,
and the directors talk about golf in the afternoon,
that means and proves that higher you go smaller your balls are!!

How Higher You Are

How Higher You Are

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6 Pretty Flight Stewardess

A pretty flight stewardess emerges from pilots cabin with hair dis-levelled, blouse open and bra torn she says, no wonder they call this COCK pit.

Pretty Flight Stewardess

Pretty Flight Stewardess

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7 Funny Jokes

A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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Funny Jokes

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8 Funny Jokes

Did you hear about the man who was convicted of stealing luggage from the airport? He asked for twenty other cases to be taken into account.

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9 Funny Jokes

When a woman loves you ,
you are a husband ……………

When many women love you ,
you are a actor …………..

When hundreds of women love you ,
you are an idol ………….

When thousands of women love you ,
you are a leader ………..

But When all the women in the city love you,
Then you are a best panipuri wala

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Funny Jokes

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10 Funny Jokes

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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