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4rm Mon 2 Sun,
4rm Jan 2 Dec,
4rm birth til my death,
my feelings 4 u hav nevr changd.
4 me,u always bn..
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a headache !

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Wise Advices,Never Laugh At Your Wifes Choices,You Are One Of Them.Never Be Proud Of Your Choices.Your Wife Is One Of Them.

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3 Lecture On Ill Effects Of Drinking

Lecture On Ill Effects Of Drinking

Lecture On Ill Effects Of Drinking

Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?
Man: I’m going 2 attend a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife…

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College student: “Hey, Dad! I’ve got some great news for you!”
Father: “What, son?”
College student: “Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s list?”
Father: “I certainly do.”
College student: “Well, you get to keep it.”

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A little boy came to the garden gate but, seeing a big dog, he hesitated to enter.
“Come in my dear,” called out the owner. “He doesn’t bite.”
“No?” replied the child, “but does he swallow?”

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6 Choosing Career Is Like

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Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p

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Anushka ( to Kohli) : Dekho Raina apne
GF ke liye jaan laga deta hai apni
batting pe.. Seekho kuch!!!

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8 Funny Jokes

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All indian problem is same bhai
GF nahi mil rahi, jeb mein
paise nahi hai, mobile
purana ho gaya.

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9 Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane

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Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

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10 Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.

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Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.

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