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1 Funny Jokes

Funny Answering Machine Msgs Pls leave a msg However,u hav right 2 remain silent.
Everything u say wvl b recorded n vl b used by us.

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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2 I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

Boss hangs a poster in Office
“I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET”
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
“Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home.”

I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

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3 Funny Jokes

Why do all lndian woman wants d same husband, in next life…?
Arree itni mushkil se trained kiya hai.. .waste thoda jane denge

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Funny Jokes

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4 Lightning And Thunderstorm

A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

Lightning And Thunderstorm

Lightning And Thunderstorm

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5 Doctor’s Promise

“Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.”
“Don’t worry, it won’t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only.”
Submitted by unni.

Doctor’s Promise

Doctor’s Promise

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6 Funny Jokes

Q. What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose?
A. Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

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Funny Jokes

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7 Guy With A Beautiful Lady

On a flight a Guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him:

“Nice perfume, which one is that?
I want to gift it to my wife”.

Lady replied : Don’t give it to her… Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her.

Guy With A Beautiful Lady

Guy With A Beautiful Lady

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8 What was the Romans’ greatest feat

EXAM QUESTION: What was the Romans’ greatest feat?

PUPIL’S ANSWER: Learning Latin.

What was the Romans' greatest feat

What was the Romans’ greatest feat

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9 Responsible

Employer to applicant: ‘In this job, we need someone who is responsible.’

Applicant: ‘I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.’

Responsible

Responsible

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10 Funny Jokes

Don’t Make any close Relation without full Understanding.!
And
Don’t Break any close Relation with small Msunderstandin!!

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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