Funny Jokes – Customer and Police Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Crak and Jack

Crak and Jack

Crak and Jack

Crak: When I woke up dis mrng,I felt like going out n getng job.
Jack: Did u?
Crak: No.I stayd in bed until the feeling passed.

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2 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Tomorrow is my exam
But I don’t care
Because a single sheet of paper
can’t decide my future.

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3 Diarrhea

Diarrhea

Diarrhea

A man at the doctors:
Doctor, I have diarrhea and it wont go away!
Did you try using a lemon?
Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!

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4 Pappu and Doctor

Pappu and Doctor

Pappu and Doctor

Pappu Ko Dast (loose motion) Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai
Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”
Pappu Jawab Deta Hai:
“Haan Kela To Liya Tha Lekin Jab Nikala To Phir Shuru Ho Gaye

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5 Winning Run

Winning Run

Winning Run

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened.
“So, how did you do, son?” he asked.
“You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!”
“Really? How’d you do that?”
“I dropped the ball.”

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6 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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7 Actress and Pappu

Actress and Pappu

Actress and Pappu

Actress : at shooting …ufff kitni garmi hai … Aise lag raha hai kissi bade Fan ke niche jaake soh jau …
Pappu : Mam mai aapka bahot bada Fan hu

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8 Customer and Police

Customer and Police

Customer and Police

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi
hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de
raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill
nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

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9 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company..

He said,
“Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?”

The applicant replied, “Yes sir! I did.”

Then the boss said,” Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
.
There was no mat!”

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10 Doctor and Patient

Doctor and Patient

Doctor and Patient

DOCTOR:’Did you drink your orange juice after your bath?’
PATIENT:’After drinking the bath I didn’t have too much room for the orange juice.’

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