Funny Jokes – Drink and Drive Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Lady: Is dis my train?

Stn Mastr: No,it blongs 2 rly

Lady: funny,I ask can i tak dis train 2 Delhi

Stn Mastr: No Mam,its heavy

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2 Drink and Drive

Drink and Drive

Drink and Drive

“Drink and Drive” should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.

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3 I Saw You On Road Today

I Saw You On Road Today

I Saw You On Road Today

I saw You on the ROAD today.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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4 Traffic Cop: Didn’t You Hear My Whistle

Traffic Cop: Didn’t You Hear My Whistle

Traffic Cop: Didn’t You Hear My Whistle

Traffic Cop: Didn’t You Hear
My Whistle, Madam?

Girl: Yes, But I Don’t
Like Flirting While I’m Driving..!!

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5 Live Longer

Live Longer

Live Longer

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Once a patient went to a doctor with a burnt ear.
Doctor: What happened!
Patient: I will not tell u, you’ll laugh.
Doctor: If you will not tell me, how will I give u medicine?
Patient- ok!I was pressing clothes. Once the phone ring I picked the press up and said to the press. hello!!

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7 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi…!
GF: Kyu…?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi… Tumhari Behen Se Mila…

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8 Flag Shopping

Flag Shopping

Flag Shopping

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne use flag diya.
Sardar: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

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9 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

What is B.E?
8 semesters
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB remembr
80bytes v answr
BINARY marks we get,
The degree finally
we get isB.E.!

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10 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A boy to the doctor,”Doctor, Doctor I have lost my memory.”
“When did this happen?” asked the doctor.
The boy said,”When did what happen?”

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