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1 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Could U fax me ur photo very urgently.Mind u its really very urgent,damn serious N very imp…Im playing cards and we misplaced the JOKER..

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2 Funny Jokes

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said,We want 2 disturb some good person.I suggest them your name.They said,We cannot disturb our boss…

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3 After Drinking

After drinking men talk unnecessarily…
Become emotional…
Drive badly
Stop thinking
Fight 4 nothing

Conclusion:
“Alcohol contains female hormones!”

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4 Don’t kill the students

Don't kill the students

Don’t kill the students

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

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5 Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai

Sir and Santa

Sir and Santa

Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai.
Batao isse tumne kya sikha
Santa: Bas humein ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana haiā€¦

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6 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Father is reading Cinderella to his son to send him to sleep.
“Daddy,” interrupts the wide-awake youngster, “When the pumpkin changed into a golden carriage, what did Cinderella declare on her tax return – extra income or capital growth?”

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7 Teach a Person

Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won’t Bother You For Weeks

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8 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Congrats! Gud news 4 University Students Exams of Univ hav bn postponed up2 June 2 confirm go to site www.stopdreamingstart studyng.com

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9 Love always wants to say sorry

Love always wants to say sorry

Love always wants to say sorry

Life is a constant conflict between Love and Ego.
Love always wants to say Sorry and Ego always wants to hear it!

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10 Sardar Joined a new job

Sardar Joined a new job

Sardar Joined a new job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

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