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1 Funny Jokes

Boy : I love u.

Girl : Me 2

Boy : How much do u love me?

Girl : as much as u do.

Boy : U Cheater.I thought u realy lovd me

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Funny Jokes

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2 Funny Jokes

Da mor I learn da mor I get 2 know, Da mor I know da more I 4get, Da mor I 4get les I know,so y shud I b learning??

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Funny Jokes

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3 Funny Jokes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

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Funny Jokes

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4 Funny Jokes

On the wedding day bride’s father hands a note to the groom… Which read..”Goods once delivered will not be taken back”

Groom gives a note to the father of the bride that read…. “Guarantee void if seal is broken”

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Funny Jokes

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5 Cheated With This Made In Japan Radio

Customer: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.

Customer: Radio label shows “Made in Japan” but radio says: This is all India Radio.

Cheated With This Made In Japan Radio

Cheated With This Made In Japan Radio

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6 Funny Jokes

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.

Anonymous

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7 Michael Jackson Get Arrested

Question: Why did Michael Jackson get arrested by the cops?

Answer: He unzipped his Billy Jeans, pulled out his Thriller, and told the cops to Beat It!

Michael Jackson Get Arrested

Michael Jackson Get Arrested

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8 Girl and Boy Funny Jokes

Girl-I’m not feeling well Today

Boy-Oh! Thatz too bad, i thought of taking yu for shopping Today

Girl-I was joking
.
Boy-Me Too…

Girl and Boy Funny Jokes

Girl and Boy Funny Jokes

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9 Innocent Answer By A Kid

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”

I Just asked “which end”…?

Innocent Answer By A Kid

Innocent Answer By A Kid

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10 Funny Jokes

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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