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1 Sir and Student Jokes
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Student: Color of Orange is ORANGE,but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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2 Funny Jokes
Da mor I learn da mor I get 2 know, Da mor I know da more I 4get, Da mor I 4get les I know,so y shud I b learning??
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3 Funny Jokes
I remember..
when i was kid.. i went to computer for just use “Paint”
Agree??
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4 Funny Jokes
When I was younger, I couldn’t wait to be older. This shit was not what I expected..
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5 Funny Jokes
Tips to reduce weight :
Turn yo head to the right, now to the left.
Now repeat this procedure every time you’re offered something to eat
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6 Funny Jokes
Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.
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7 Funny Jokes
Pappu’s dad joins facebook.
Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’
Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’
Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!
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8 Customer and Waitress Jokes
Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don’t worry the spider in your bread will get it.
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9 Funny Jokes
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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10 Funny Jokes
Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He’s all right now!