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1. I am with you

I am with you

I am with you

When I miss you
just close my eyes
and I am with you.

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2. Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!

But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! 😉

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3. Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Opened Gmail after 1 week

10 banks are giving me easy loans
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons
10 Job companies have best jobs for me
5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me
Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall
3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects
Feeling so blessed

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4 When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Phone rings: “Green, green!”
They answer: “Yellow?”
They ask: “White?”
They hang up: “Pink!”

While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.

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5 U have to Stitch Ur Own Heart

U have to Stitch Ur Own Heart

U have to Stitch Ur Own Heart

Heart Touching Lines:
If You Are In Love
Then Practice ‘Stitching’
Because,
A Day Will Come
When U Have To Stitch Ur
Own Heart….

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6 Apple and Banana

Apple and Banana

Apple and Banana

Apple:(crying)
Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: all people cut eat me,
Banana: You are better then me.
all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA

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7 I am just happy that cows do not fly

I am just happy that cows do not fly

I am just happy that cows do not fly

Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don’t fly!

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8 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A girl say to Me… You are not looking good..
Me Reply.. I am not your mirror..

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9 No chip chip / no chik chik

No chip chip / no chik chik

No chip chip / no chik chik

DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik

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10 Life Without Boyz

Life Without Boyz

Life Without Boyz

Just Imagine Life Without Boyz:::
Roads Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gift
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World Depends On Us;;;;;
BOYS ROCKS

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