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1 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

I have a confession to makeever since i metu its been hardfor meto 4get uevery night isee u in my dreamsand find myself shouting GHOST GHOST

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2 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Gal sitting on a park bench. Funny Begger: Hi Darling!!! She angrily: How dare u cal me as Darling…? Begger: Den wat r u doin on my bed

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3 Problems an apple can make

Problems an apple can make

Problems an apple can make

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girl Friend
Girl Friend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death

Problems an apple can make

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4 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A policeman visited a fortune-teller.
“One of your clients has lodged a complaint against you. I must arrest you for fraud.”
“Which client?” she demanded.
“But madam, surely you must know.”

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5 I’M Always thinking of you

I'M Always thinking of you

I’M Always thinking of you

I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day, I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

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6 Guys Playing Cards

Guys Playing Cards

Guys Playing Cards

Guys playing cards
Guy1: I Promised my wife I’ll Not Play Cards anymore.
Guy2: Then what the hell are you doing now?
Guy1: I Never promised I Won’t Tell Lies.

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7 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

If i need “Brain Transplantation”I will prefer
your brain…don`t think that you are a genius….
i need a brain which is never use befor

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8 Fight Is About To Start

Fight Is About To Start

Fight Is About To Start

Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.

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9 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A doctor visited a patient who was a married woman. After the examination, he said to her husband outside the room,
“I do not like your wife’s appearance.”
“I do not like it either,” replied the husband. “But she has a lot of money.”

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10 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Two old ladies were talking.
“How is your grandson getting on? ” asked one.
“Fine, fine. You know he works in a theatre? Only a week ago, he was the back legs of a horse. Now he’s been promoted to the front legs.”

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