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1 Doctor Ke Paas

Ramu: Tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Doctor Ke Paas

Doctor Ke Paas

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2 Glass Eye

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

Glass Eye

Glass Eye

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3 Funny Jokes

Hindi Mein: Mein kho gaya hun tere pyar mein, ab tum b kho jao.

English Mein: lm lost in ur love, now u get lost.

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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4 Funny Jokes

Q. What’s big and grey and has 16 wheels?
A. An elephant on roller skates!

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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5 True story

True story :

Boy: uncl muje 1 baloon dena.

Man: 2/-rs do.

B: ye lo 2/-rs.

M: ye lo baloon….:D

True story

True story

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6 What’s Education

Quote of the decade…

A poor, ill educated man created a billion dollar Reliance Industry.

Two business graduates from Stanford and Wharton Business School, are busy breaking it up.

That’s EDUCATION

What's Education

What’s Education

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7 Funny Jokes

Two terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey..
Waiter :- Why a donkey?.
Then one terrorist says to the other,
“See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”.

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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8 New Way Of Writing Exams

New way of writing answers in exams.

If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :

“Scratch here for the ANSWER”

New Way Of Writing Exams

New Way Of Writing Exams

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9 Really touching na?

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

Really touching na

Really touching na

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10 Who got the best marks in the animal exam

Who got the best marks in the animal exam?

The cheetah.

Who got the best marks in the animal exam

Who got the best marks in the animal exam

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