Funny Jokes – God’s Gift Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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2 Why Do U Want Divorce

Why Do U Want Divorce

Why Do U Want Divorce

Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn’t satisfy me in bed!
Preeto (Wife) : Tu yahan ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik tumari agg nahin bujati.

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3 Letest for cid Fans

Letest for cid Fans

Letest for cid Fans

Letest For Cid Fans,
A For Apple
B For Banana Wah Wah!
A For Apple
B For Banana
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
Daya Goli Mat Chalana.

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4 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

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5 Is there any medicine for long life?

Is there any medicine for long life

Is there any medicine for long life

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

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6 God’s Gift

God's Gift

God’s Gift

Ek kali African ladki ko God ne pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli – wow! God kya aab main pari ban gayi hun?
God- Nahi re pagali tum ab chamgadar ban gayi ho.

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7 Computer Jokes

Computer Jokes

Computer Jokes

Customer:Hey Shopkeeper i want some curtains for my computer
Shopkeeper:Why do u need curtains for your computer ????
Customer:Oh you don’t know my computer has windows

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8 Ravan Ko Court Laya Gaya Aur Kaha Gaya…

Ravan Ko Court Laya Gaya Aur Kaha Gaya

Ravan Ko Court Laya Gaya Aur Kaha Gaya

Ravan ko court laya gaya
aur kaha gaya…
‘Gita par haath rakho…’

Ravan chillaya… ‘Saala sita par hath rakha to itna lafda ho gaya…
aur ab gita pe… NO WAY’

: D : p

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9 Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyar karti hu

Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyar karti hu

Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyar karti hu

Ladka: I LOVE U
Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gya fir achanak bhagne laga aur
Bola..
Teri mammi ko Btaunga.

Ladki: Ruk ja kamine I LOVE U TO.

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10 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Baba ramdev kahete hai
Achhi sehat k liye saas pe control karo!!
Ab baba ko kon samjaye ki-
Yaha biwi pe control hota nahi
To saas pr kaise control kare?

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