Funny Jokes – Good and Great Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Wife and Husband Jokes

Wife: I hate da Beggar who came yesterday!

Husband: Y?

Wife: I gave him food yesterday n 2day he gifted me Book “How 2 Cook”!!

Wife and Husband Jokes

Wife and Husband Jokes

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2 Funny Jokes

My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station.

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Funny Jokes

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3 “Awesome” Ends with “Me”

Dear Haters
I Couldn’t Help but notice that
“awesome”
ends with “ME” and
“Ugly”
starts with “U”

"Awesome" Ends with "Me"

“Awesome” Ends with “Me”

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4 Lawyer and Husband Jokes

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce
such a beautiful and lovely Wife?
Husband: Look at my Shoe, it is also beautiful
but only the wearers knows how much it pinches!

Lawyer and Husband Jokes

Lawyer and Husband Jokes

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5 Funny Jokes

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

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Funny Jokes

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6 Good and Great

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Good and Great

Good and Great

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7 Funny Jokes

Doctor, cut off my dog‘s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don‘t want anything to make her think she‘s welcomed.

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Funny Jokes

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8 Funny Jokes

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

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Funny Jokes

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9 Funny Jokes

I Have No Gold To Send U..

I Have No Diamond To Send U..

I Have No Special Gift For U..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That,

“Menu Kaddi Bhulli Na..”

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Funny Jokes

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10 Funny Jokes

Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor’s son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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