Funny Jokes – Your Husband Need Total Rest Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more
1 Dost salo baad mile
2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!
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2 Funny Jokes
Gal announced her engagement 2 her Dad. Dad: Does dis fellow hav money? Gal: O!Dad,U men r all alike,tats exactly wat he asked me abt U
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3 Man To A Lady In a Crowded Mall
Man to a Lady In a Crowded mall: I have Lost My Wife, Will you Please talk to Me for A second
Lady: why?
Man: because whenever I Talk to Ladies She Appears From nowhere like a ghost…..
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4 Unho ne mohabbat sikha di or kaha
Wada hum nai kya tha nibhaney k liye
Ek dil dia tha ek dil pane k liye
Unho ne mohabbat sikha di or kaha.
Hum nai tou mohabbat ki thi tumhe azmaney k liye…
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5 I Think I am Disturbing
I think I’m Disturbing you, Sorry!
This is my Last Msg and
I will not Msg you any more.
Good Bye.
Never Expect that From Me.
I’m Born to Disturb You.
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6 Your Husband Need Total Rest
Doctor. Aap ke husband ko mukamal sukun ki zarurat hai ye lo neend ki golian.
Biwi. Yeh main inhein kis waqt du.
Doctor. Yeh aapne khani hain.
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7 Funny Jokes
In an interview 4 a Govt.Job??? Interviewer: Wat can U do well? Candidate: Nothing. Interviewer: Good,Y r da ri8 person 4 this job.
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8 You are crossing the limits
Judge- U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge- How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer- My Lord,
I Said- Kaun ‘Sa-Law’ kehta hai?
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9 Funny Jokes
Toilets are a great place to think,
No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”.
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10 Hey Dude A Piece of Advice
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You … !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful