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1 Dost salo baad mile

Dost salo baad mile

Dost salo baad mile

2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!

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Gal announced her engagement 2 her Dad. Dad: Does dis fellow hav money? Gal: O!Dad,U men r all alike,tats exactly wat he asked me abt U

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3 Man To A Lady In a Crowded Mall

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Funny Jokes

Man to a Lady In a Crowded mall: I have Lost My Wife, Will you Please talk to Me for A second
Lady: why?
Man: because whenever I Talk to Ladies She Appears From nowhere like a ghost…..

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4 Unho ne mohabbat sikha di or kaha

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Wada hum nai kya tha nibhaney k liye
Ek dil dia tha ek dil pane k liye
Unho ne mohabbat sikha di or kaha.
Hum nai tou mohabbat ki thi tumhe azmaney k liye…

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5 I Think I am Disturbing

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Funny Jokes

I think I’m Disturbing you, Sorry!
This is my Last Msg and
I will not Msg you any more.
Good Bye.
Never Expect that From Me.
I’m Born to Disturb You.

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6 Your Husband Need Total Rest

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Funny Jokes

Doctor. Aap ke husband ko mukamal sukun ki zarurat hai ye lo neend ki golian.
Biwi. Yeh main inhein kis waqt du.
Doctor. Yeh aapne khani hain.

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In an interview 4 a Govt.Job??? Interviewer: Wat can U do well? Candidate: Nothing. Interviewer: Good,Y r da ri8 person 4 this job.

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8 You are crossing the limits

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Funny Jokes

Judge- U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge- How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer- My Lord,
I Said- Kaun ‘Sa-Law’ kehta hai?

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Toilets are a great place to think,
No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”.

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10 Hey Dude A Piece of Advice

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Funny Jokes

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You … !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful

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