Funny Jokes – My Internet Is Not Working Properly Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Missed Calls From Your

Missed Calls From Your

Missed Calls From Your

5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.

5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.

5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A Journey Of A Thousand
Miles Begins With A Single Step.

Then,
You Get In A Car
And Go To The Airport.

It Doesn’t Take That Long :p

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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Who said landline phones are out of fashion?
Buy a Samsung mobile,
Sara din charging mein laga rehta hai,
Maa kasam landline wali feel aati hai!!

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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..

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5 B.Tech and MBBS

B.Tech and MBBS

B.Tech and MBBS

B.tech Chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.l Chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste aga sms shaduvuthe panikirakuda pothav

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6 Questions

Questions

Questions

Questions Women ask that Men hate

Am I fat?

Do you think she’s pretty?

Will you call me?

Do you love me?

This dress or this one?

I have nothing to wear! How?

Should I sign up for this aerobics class?

Will you love me forever?

You will never leave me right?

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7 I loved U more then

I loved U more then

I loved U more then

Superb Love Quote
By A Broken Lover
“I hurt me more than
I deserve …
…Is it just because
I loved U more than
What U deserve.

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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast
B: What was it?
A: Eggs.
B: No, that was yesterday.

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9 We Meet We Become The Best

We Meet We Become The Best

We Meet We Become The Best

Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))

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10 My Internet Is Not Working Properly

My Internet Is Not Working Properly

My Internet Is Not Working Properly

Sonu Rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly
Officer: Ok, Double click on “My computer”
Sonu : I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on “My computer” on ur computer
Sonu : How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer:listen, There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer, Ok double click on it
Sonu : what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer : Double click on ur computer
Sonu : On which Icon i’ve to click
Officer: “My Computer”
Sonu : Tell me where is ur office. I’ll come there and click on ur “Computer.”

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