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1 Jeans Ki Price

Jeans Ki Price

Jeans Ki Price

Girl- Is jeans ki price kitni hai?
Dukandar- Rs.3000 Only.
Girl: uff….!
Aur us Jeans ka kya price hai?
Dukandar: uff uff..;->:-D

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2 Doctor and Larry

Doctor and Larry

Doctor and Larry

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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Whatsapp Not Responding And Suddenly U See Every One On Facebook.Thats Called Business ..Mr. Mark U Are Awesome.. lol

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4 Graffitti

Graffitti

Graffitti

A graffitti written on a wall :

“Children on backseats cause accidents,
Accidents on backseats cause children!”

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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
“Go on,” said the Scot, “have another drink.”
The Englishman drank gratefully. “But don’t you want one, too?” he asked the Scotsman.
“Perhaps,” replied the Scotsman, “after the police have gone.”

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“Facebook bought Whatsapp for 19 billion dollars. HAHA idiots!

They could have downloaded it for free!

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7 Funny Jokes

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Indians will take six months to turn the Taj Mahal into Red Fort if you allow pan masala inside.

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Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming

pool. “You’re not allowed to pee in the pool!” yells the lifeguard.

“But everyone pees in the pool,” said Little Johnny.

“Maybe,” said the lifeguard, “but not from the diving board!”

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9 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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10 Main school nahi jaonga

Main school nahi jaonga

Main school nahi jaonga

Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
Mom: Q?
Son: Main nokari karonga.
Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
Mom: Q?
Son: Main nokari karonga.
Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.

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