Funny Jokes – Jokes in English 2014, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Funny Jokes

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Wat are u doing up there?

Come down and reply to my msg.

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Funny Jokes

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2 Love Birds Jokes

If couples who are in love r cald Love Birds,
Then couples who always argue, should be called Angry Birds

Love Birds Jokes

Love Birds Jokes

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3 Funny Jokes

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

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Funny Jokes

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4 I Want To Lose Some Weight

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off

I Want To Lose Some Weight

I Want To Lose Some Weight

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5 Funny Jokes

Q. Why is electricity so dangerous?
A. It doesn’t conduct itself.

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Funny Jokes

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6 Good News Jokes

Good News!!
Samandari Toofan Karachi Main Aney Wala Tha K Light Chaley Gaye… Andhairey Main Rasta Bhatak Gaya!! GEO KESC!!

Good News Jokes

Good News Jokes

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7 Funny Jokes

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man

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8 Funny Jokes

facebook pe girl ki
photo pe boy bola
Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop! :-
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9 Law Of Equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!

Law Of Equality

Law Of Equality

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10 Funny Jokes

I was in pub last night with my wife & said
“I LOVE U”
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking…

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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