Funny Jokes – Jokes in English 2014, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more
1 Funny Jokes
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Wat are u doing up there?
Come down and reply to my msg.
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2 Love Birds Jokes
If couples who are in love r cald Love Birds,
Then couples who always argue, should be called Angry Birds
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3 Funny Jokes
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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4 I Want To Lose Some Weight
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off
I Want To Lose Some Weight
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5 Funny Jokes
Q. Why is electricity so dangerous?
A. It doesn’t conduct itself.
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6 Good News Jokes
Good News!!
Samandari Toofan Karachi Main Aney Wala Tha K Light Chaley Gaye… Andhairey Main Rasta Bhatak Gaya!! GEO KESC!!
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7 Funny Jokes
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man
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8 Funny Jokes
facebook pe girl ki
photo pe boy bola
Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?
Girl: Adobe Photoshop! :-
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9 Law Of Equality
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!
Law Of Equality
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10 Funny Jokes
I was in pub last night with my wife & said
“I LOVE U”
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking…
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