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1 Funny Jokes

Next year, the Kingfisher calendar will be even better since they don’t have money to buy even bikinis for models.

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Funny Jokes

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2 Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

U r crossing the limits

U r crossing the limits

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3 Prescription To Buy Poison

Customer: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell until u hav prescription.
Customer showed his Wedding card
Chemist: Bus kar bhai rulayega kya…….. badi bottle du ya choti.

Prescription To Buy Poison

Prescription To Buy Poison

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4 Funny Jokes

Hat is Breakup???

Its A Mattr of time when a jaan becomes Jaanwar and a cutiee Becomes a Kutti..!!

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5 Funny Jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around!

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6 Funny Jokes

Reacher class mein apen baby ko doodh pilate hue boli:Ale ale mela beta dudh p k Doctor banega.
Santa: Man! Thoda hame Bhi Pila do hum Compounder hi ban jaayenge

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7 Funny Jokes

Giving reservations and saying “right to equality”
is like
.
.
Giving cigarets in hand and saying “smoking is
injurious to health”

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Funny Jokes

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8 Two Legs

Which mouse has two legs?
Mickey Mouse.

Which duck has two legs?
Donald Duck, no all ducks.

Two Legs

Two Legs

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9 Funny Jokes

To those People who write “YEW” instead of
“YOU” and KEWL instead of COOl
You belong to a superior class of ‘Chewtiyas. 😛

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10 Funny Jokes

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

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Funny Jokes

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